![]() ![]() The rest of us mortals might find it less enchanting. Either way, vampire fans will gobble this up. ![]() Or maybe it’s just not as funny as it could be. Being bitten by and turned into a vampire isn’t the glitz and glamor that Hollywood makes it out to be. 'Being bitten by and turned into a vampire isnt the glitz and glamor that Hollywood makes it out to be. With madness coming from unexpected places, and surreality as close as the evening news, it sucks the fun out of what might otherwise be an enjoyable spoof. Maybe it’s that we’ve reached an odd place in history. You feel like it should be hilarious, but somehow it’s just not all that funny. While the idea behind You’re A Vampire is not terrible, the execution is not as sharp as it could be. The knowledge I share could be the difference between an eternity of happiness and a lifetime of brooding alone in misery until you become an untimely pile of dust b lowing away in the wind. ![]() My only hope is that this book makes your transition smoother and safer than mine was. ![]() Most vampires are killed within this time. say you will me, the e-book will certainly announce you additional. The transition will be one of the biggest moments in your undead life, and nothing is harder than the first year. Mina Hamilton Teen Vampire Maybe 1 Kimberly Pauley. And that’s a concern because, according Domencik Dicce’s You’re a Vampire: That Sucks! (Tarcher/Penguin) if you’ve recently been turned into a vampire, it’s statistically likely you won’t survive your first year. But what about the n ewly dead? Hardly anyone cares about them at all. The walking dead have had more than their share of attention over the past few years. ![]()
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